One Question Test

[froggigger]

The One (1) Question Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be
honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is
nearly hopeless..

You're trying to shoot career-making photos There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
unleashing all of its destructive fury.

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THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for
their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move
closer. Somehow they look familiar. You suddenly realize who they are.
It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that
the raging waters are about to take them under forever.

You have two options: You can save their lives or you can shoot a
dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of
the world's most powerful people.

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THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?

[cybok0]

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[msmith198025]

haha, I saw one that had Bush and Cheney in it a while back. Funny then too

[Skyhi]

The punchline wasn't even funny.

[Skyhi]

haha, I saw one that had Bush and Cheney in it a while back. Funny then too

We must have different senses of humor. :)

[msmith198025]

We must have different senses of humor. :)

Perhaps.

[HDRoberts]

haha, I saw one that had Bush and Cheney in it a while back. Funny then too

Saw it with Bush and Cheney, too, but didn't find it funny, then, either.

[msmith198025]

May I ask what the reason was that some did not find it funny? Is it because you think it is in bad taste? Or just simply not humorous?

[cybok0]

May I ask what the reason was that some did not find it funny? Is it because you think it is in bad taste? Or just simply not humorous?

I don't mind jokes that are in bad taste, hell I love them. This was just not funny.

[msmith198025]

I don't mind jokes that are in bad taste, hell I love them. This was just not funny.

Ok, I can understand that.

Anyone not like it because they thought it was in bad taste?

[Skyhi]

I love jokes in bad taste...just didn't think this was funny.

[HDRoberts]

I love jokes in bad taste...just didn't think this was funny.

Agreed.

[Derwin0]

It was funny the first time I saw it (with Bill & Hillary). Unfortunately the repetition since has just made it old.

[HD MM]

That was retarded.

[vurbano]

Its a trick question. To avoid possible prosecution you don't take a picture of the "crime".

[froggigger]

I had never seen it before and thought it was funny. Would have been funny with Bush-Cheney or Bill-Hill, too.

[msmith198025]

Well frog, I guess we are the two that laughed. I had seen it in a different form, but I still got a chuckle. It wasnt laugh out loud funny, or LOL for the internet addicted, but I guess not everyone has the same sense of humor. No biggie

[vurbano]

I laughed.

[Bear Paws]

I laughed.
Me four...
What makes it funny is the unexpected question. . Your anticipating a moral question and your mind is wrestling with the ethics dilemma and you get a curve ball. The joke is on yourself... You fooled yourself and realized it.. What makes it not funny for some is they don't have the ability to laugh at themselves. Or see when they are being played for a fool..

[cybok0]

Me four...
What makes it funny is the unexpected question. . Your anticipating a moral question and your mind is wrestling with the ethics dilemma and you get a curve ball. The joke is on yourself... You fooled yourself and realized it.. What makes it not funny for some is they don't have the ability to laugh at themselves. Or see when they are being played for a fool..

No, it just wasn't funny. I've seen it different times with different people, it wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.

This is funny......


Bush Presidential Library

There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.


And this......


Democratic Convention Schedule

Denver, Colorado

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – Jesse Jackson Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"
5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich
5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Emperors VIP Club
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States Obama Has Visited
6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Acceptance Speech Featuring a 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
8:45 PM – Hillary Clinton Releases Her Delegates and Flying Monkeys
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:30 PM – Exclusive Panties-Optional Celebrity Party Hosted by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Congressman William "Cold Cash" Jefferson
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter and Clingy Gun Owners
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Denial of Progress in Iraq and Waving of White Flag
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Pep Rally
11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson
12:01 AM – Barack Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Hillary Clinton Delivers Acceptance Speech

[HDRoberts]

Now those are funny.